Who could have possibly seen this coming?

I’m not even sure who the big-name comedy martial artists are anymore. It used to be Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, and Stephen Chow, but they’re all getting up there in age. Who are their successors?

Larry outlived Osama and Regis. Spooky!

Um, hello? Launchpad McQuack and The Sun Chaser? That’s basically a private plane. Looks like Larry got him with a GOTCHA! question. Maybe Pudi needs to learn more about his character.

Wow. Did NOT see that one coming. Straight outta nowhere.

Ali G was the one who got fooled in that interview. That wasn’t Buzz Lightyear. It was Louis Armstrong (first man on the moon) playing Buzz Lightyear.

If your old buddy Charles Harder is involved, are you sure the pretty blond Mr. MyPillow was fucking wasn’t Terry Bollea?

Wouldn’t Vans4Kids make a lot more sense? The kids can see right into the cars and know you don’t have a box of puppies in there.

Spoiler: Ali G is real. Sacha Baron Cohen is the character.

The A.V. Club writers run a daily competition to see which of them can have the dumbest take of the day. This is Roxana’s entry for yesterday.

My, how the tide has turned.

There was a six-episode spin-off called Sons of Thunder. It started as a backdoor pilot in season 4 of WTR and then eventually got a very short series several years later.

Honestly, until I looked it up tonight, I thought Norris had come up with the show for himself the way so many comedians invent shows that are their stage act with a slightly different (or not different) character name (Rosanne Barr/Conner, Tim Allen/Taylor, Jerry Seinfeld/Seinfeld, etc.). The character always struck…

Big cringe is right. I love good jokes and puns, but as with all things, I believe in moderation. The first 10-12 Chuck Norris Facts? Funny. The list with hundreds? Not so much.

“Pilot” for The Lone Gunmen was disturbingly prescient — it was about an airplane that had been hijacked by remote control to crash into the World Trade Center. It aired in March 2001.

Sadly, they did not make the episode about a plane or pilot the way Lost and The Lone Gunmen did.

I tried to like that, but I was already tired of Chuck Norris Facts by then.

Most fans of the original Walker, Texas Ranger watched it for Chuck Norris. Full stop. Chuck Norris. That’s it.

Do you really think Donny Twice-Impeached with his goldfish brain could accurately quote bathroom doggerel?

There might be one, but he won’t like it. I imagine someone, somewhere, will set up a computer and a bank of monitors that endlessly scroll every one of his asinine Tweets.