So based on your first paragraph alone:

And my axe!

Wow, thank goodness Jez isn’t getting melodramatic about it. I mean, Earther’s top article is about how Joe Biden is going to destroy the planet with his own bare hands so I guess this is a step up.

Especially when most of his wealth is wrapped up in ownership of his company. I have as conflicted feelings about Jeff Bezos as the next person, but it’s not like his $130 billion are sitting around as liquid assets. If most of the average American’s net worth is wrapped in, say, their home and they wanted to give the…

I mean... what percentage of Earth does Bezos own?

Look... I get it, Bezos has far too much money and income inequality is bullshit and Amazon workers are treated like shit. That’s shitty.

You are completely tasteless and not even worthy to be a piece of shit :)

AOC is not the future; she’s the past. I know, because I lived it.

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

Ah the old Democratic playbook “INSERT NAME HERE is a racist sexist homophobic...”.

Still with Russia? The place Obama & Hillary both said - before the elcetion - couldn’t effect our election?

Oh bobetty - I know you grew up being told you’re special just like everyone else, getting As for “effort and handed participation trophies but that isn’t how the real world works.

I don’t think the Iranian people ever didn’t have ire towards the US, so who cares.

Except Trump’s number are already higher than Obama’s.

Don’t forget it really gave organized crime a huge leg up! 

I can’t imagine why anyone would think going down this path is a good idea. It was a bad decision the first time that didn’t improve with age.

Ah yes let’s do this thing that failed terribly once before and actually caused alcohol consumption to go up.

I like to think of an airline ticket as renting a seat on an airplane.

The only time you should look in your partner’s glass is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your partner’s bowl to see if they have as little as you.