By the way, if you need to upgrade your freezer storage for bodies, Lowe’s does a nice job of advising on what sizes you need.

I always laugh at this. Let’s claim a moral high ground while others do the opposite. As if I claim I’m environmentally responsible because I try to recycle but my wife likes to burn all of our plastic bottles in the fire pit every week. “Oh, but it’s not ME doing that” and don’t do anything about it. Bullshit.

Buh-bye, Splinter!

“I’m so terrible with names... what was yours again?”

Wanna hear something fucked up? My company’s CEO brought the CFO into a conference room, accompanied by the VP of HR so that they could fire the CFO. About 30 minutes later, the CEO brought that same VP of HR into the room with one of her subordinates to fire her.

Look into ICL if you want a surgical option. 

ICL is also an option for those with thin corneas or dry eyes.

Take a look at ICL. At least as an option for you with dry eyes. Won’t help you with the need for readers, but you’ll need them eventually anyway.

Is there any “clean the wax out of your ears so you can understand what I’m saying” setting?

My first thought: Your fault. Then I kept reading and the fact that you bought a ticket on American to make that segment makes me think you’re due some money back and I’d raise holy hell to get it. This is from here and I don’t know how accurate these are still (other than Doug Parker, whose staff is reading his…

Sure... but having that sound approach you at high speed is pretty scary either way. 

Papa John is a pizza mogul.  Wait, what were we talking about?

Agreed. Boarders are waaaay louder when scraping vs. skiers—like disturbingly loud particularly when you’re hearing one come up behind you fast and likely on the edge of control. Not as bad out west, but deafening on bulletproof east coast ice.

As a skier who skied both Deer and Alta this past season, I can tell you that I very much enjoyed the experience without snowboarders around, for many of the reasons listed in the article. The vast majority of skiers and snowboarders are considerate and respectful, but I’ve come across people acting like asses, they…

Yes, because what he is doing isn’t that bad because he only does it using his feet. No hands involved.

Fuck you

Sounds like a lot of work.  I think I’ll stick with 2-4 hours of Le Mans. 

Always found this easy: Multiply by two. Take off 10%. Add 32. Exact result

Anyone posting “Uber is bad, Lyft is bad!” comments that are still using the service: You need to STFU and put your money where your mouth is.

LabCorp is going to send a bill for the blood centrifuge on this as it was out of network. Shoulda used Quest Diagnostics.