I’m not too worried—I’m sure that whatever campaign is setup to help them will be flooded with tons of Facebook likes that we can use to feed and shelter them with.

Gives all new meaning to Ready Player One in North Korea.

With those tipped blades it seems like it’d be a head chopper. Nickname it the Vic Morrow.

You mean buying candy bars isn’t the opportunity of a lifetime??? HOW DARE YOU!

¿Dónde está el baño?

I would log into my burner to give you another star if I remembered the key for it.

What concerns me even more than this capability is the effects of a series of EMPs triggered over the United States. A rogue nation with that capability could easily unleash tremendous levels of death with just a few devices (albeit a much more drawn out death). 90% of Americans could die within a year from a…

Ugh! Jalopnik gray! I’ll never get out of the grays on Jalopnik!

Didn’t you just say ducks don’t hover? :)

What exactly would you change that doesn’t increase costs and keeps the ticket pricing where it is? Want more space? Spring for economy plus. Want meals? Bring them onboard or buy what they have (or go up a class to get bigger seats and free meals/drinks). How do they treat passengers like cattle? How is it…

Aren’t those called spinners?

You spelled lions wrong.

You try flying with snakes in the plane and see how well (and where) you land. Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? Why the hell isn’t Jacques flying the plane anyway???

That’s exactly what someone trying to create doubt about a cover up of the cover up of a covered up cover up would say.

This is exactly what someone trying to cover up the chemtrail conspiracy would say.

I want to get really fat and then lose all the weight just to hear people say “wow, you look great!”

“Don’t make me bring my boy Aiq24 in here too, mothafucka!”

And have your girlfriend trained to say “oh baby please don’t do this again—you just got out of jail for nearly killing that other guy, I can’t do this if you go back to jail again.”

He opposes this because of the huge amount of Pharma that operates in NJ.