Finally, someone who has a clue.

Colonel Broccoli? Nice fake name. Looks like the government had to send up a plane to supplement the chemtrail program to keep NYC in line. Probably air traffic kept the normal chemtrail plane out of the region so they had to use what was available.

Kind of an “Obama is dumb—look he can’t even drive” thing.

Or put it on hydraulics like this!

Not arguing with you—genuinely curious. What issues have presidential limos had? I remember one video of one of them bottoming out in a driveway or something getting stuck (not sure it was 100% real?).

You kids make me sick. Come talk to me when you try to get a game to work with 640k of memory in DOS when having to do it is harder than figuring out the startup sequence to reactivate the Odyssey in Apollo 13. :)

I simultaneously groaned and thought “well done”.

I hope Jesus comes back in a beat up ‘67 Mustang and drives it right to this guy’s house to help him fix it.

The fact that you used saltine crackers to represent these two white guys is highly offensive. I would’ve thought Trump would’ve been better represented by a Ritz cracker both for the shape and color (which would be a much better match) and Kaine is more like a club cracker.

Someone coming after you like that and you’ve got a helmet on? Wow, the damage he could’ve done to that guys unprotected face.

For HS Freshman starting this year, 9/11 was an event that happened before they were even born.

Hoping to see this. Wasn’t disappointed. :)

This is why you’re in the grays. And why I’m in them with you.

Golf drives matter.

They should’ve used Zmodem. Stupid XModem.

I use that right after the finger cleaner.

I have a FLIR camera that was $200 and hooks up to my iPhone. I have no doubt it would be accurate enough to pick up this type of heat signature.

*fumbles around in the dark*

*fumbles around in the dark*

Yeah, but if you hit a tree on the slopes, its pimp isn’t going to pop out and beat your ass.

Those people? What do you mean those people?