This is another vaccine which contains purified dihydrogen monoxide, which has been found in every single cancer patient ever tested.

Well, it was a Geo Metro.

/only said in jest

On a related note, I just love seeing these ads now:

Oh my god.. this is the most perfect gif anyone could’ve posted for this post.

So a friend of ours had her mom die unexpectedly and I don’t quite think she was able to get her 5 year old daughter to really understand why grandma wasn’t around any longer. We drove a couple of hours to get to the wake and after we got there and said “hi” and offered our condolences to those that we knew, we took a…

Wow...nice job figuring out a way to blame men for the problem while completely discounting the experiences of women who have a medically recognized disorder for whom this is supposed to help. Alienating both genders isn’t something I’m used to seeing. Yes, many men don’t take the time needed to build up the…

My experience has also been great with it...so much so that we picked up a second. Cleans up super easy too.

My experience has also been great with it...so much so that we picked up a second. Cleans up super easy too.

I’ll have you know that my Wrangler occasionally gets 16 miles to the gallon, thank you very much. :)

Please don’t take this the wrong way... I am genuinely curious and have no ulterior motive in my questions. How are you using the Internet? I never would’ve connected homelessness with still being able to be online. Do you have a phone? Library? Good luck with the new job and getting back on your feet!

Thanks for the info. I live in fear that they’ll discontinue the product and I’ll have to buy a lifetime supply of them before they disappear completely. :)

It just makes flossing easier. I hated the process of flossing with the regular stuff, but this makes it a piece of cake! I think if more people tried it, they’d go from non or infrequent flossers to regular flossers. I actually keep one in the shower and floss every day. Super convenient...would never go back to…

Another way to tell if you have bad breath? Floss your teeth and smell the floss. Will maybe encourage those people that don’t floss regularly to start the habit. Grab one of these (formerly known as the Reach Access Flosser, but apparently bought out by Listerine?):

“Well, hon, you know we’ve been married 45 years this month and, uh, I have a question that’s been bothering me for a long time. I don’t know how to ask it, but, well. How come you never give me blow jobs?”

Here’s a question. And let me preface it with the fact that I am just asking an honest question with no ulterior motives or judgment whatsoever and am not trolling. I honestly was just thinking it and don’t know how to answer it. Anyway...

From what I read, NC stands for “No Count” which I'd guess means some special circumstances or emergency affected the landing so it's not being counted or rated one way or another. I'd also guess the black corner symbolizes a night landing.

Might not have to wait until mid-May. I ordered these bulbs on 4/21 (11 2-packs) when it said it was backordered and received all of them the next day.

Might not have to wait until mid-May. I ordered these bulbs on 4/21 (11 2-packs) when it said it was backordered and…

Well that's pleasant. What crawled up your ass and died?

Thanks. Unfortunately, her room is surrounded by the outside on 5 of 6 sides (and it's only a short wall that is adjacent to interior space), so I think it is what it is. It was new construction so I know it's insulated property. I think doing anything is going to be far more expensive than the small incremental…

Thanks. Unfortunately, her room is surrounded by the outside on 5 of 6 sides (and it's only a short wall that is…