Talk about being typecast in a particular role. That guy would never get another part in something else!

SILENCE! I keel you!

"Someone call me? I thought I heard someone call me"

Yeah.. remember they tried to plug the well with a combination of shredded tires and golf balls?

I'm referring to the ones where it smells like someone's bowels exploded. None of them are a place I'd want to stay in very long, but every now and then you get one where you wonder if someone's in the stall just smearing shit all over the walls.

They should've stuffed this into the well that blew up in the gulf. Add in a couple of golf balls and that oil spill would've been stopped in no time.

Is that why public restrooms sometimes smell so horribly bad? Because there's a certain percentage of the population throwing their used toilet paper into the trash?

He'll be on his knees blowing Osama when he eventually dies and goes to hell.

Agreed. I just wish my iMac had thunderbolt now. Full backups take forever!

Thanks for the insight. I would still be surprised if they chose to support USB 3.0. I think if they did, the same thing that happened to FireWire would happen to Thunderbolt.

While I agree it would be nice to include USB 3.0, I understand why they aren't putting it in there. Broad based adoption of Thunderbolt won't happen as quickly (if at all) if Apple puts USB 3.0 ports on their machines. Everyone buying the new Macs that wants to get higher throughput (especially initially on…

Awesome.

You've never heard the joke? It's a fairly common joke that I've heard more than once from friends and family in the military. Do a search for "military lowest bidder" and you'll see a ton of stuff come up. The joke as I've heard it from my brother in law (who recently retired after 21 years of service): "Always…

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Well, yeah—I didn't even notice that. I read it as "closer you are to the gun". Just amused that we're talking about getting your brains splattered on the wall, but there seemed extra emphasis on "watch out, you might get burned!". That's all.

Interesting read—thanks for posting it.

And built by the lowest bidder...

3 1/2" floppies? What do you think this is, THE FUTURE? Don't make me take out a pair of scissors and double side these 5 1/4 inchers.