@sneakypoo: I still prefer this ending:

@cpt0bvius: Dude relax. It wasn't meant with disrespect, but rather as a sad commentary on how little value is placed on something which was someone's life's work (partial life's work anyway) and how one's perceived value of a family heirloom can be way out of line with another's.

@Gadgetmac: This is why med students take "Things To Try Before Chopping Off a Limb" in their second year of school.

@mercury_marine: Ok..I looked at it on Amazon and it seemed highly spoken of so I ordered it. 'Tis the season (at least at Target) so hopefully it'll be a good read to the kids.

@kylenalepa: This just made me physically shudder. :O

Pawn Stars in 10 years:

@jaytee.foster: I agree. I never thought this was a netflix issue, but rather a studio issue like you suggest.

@se7a7n7: Yeah...kind of like the current Rhapsody model where you can download songs for offline listening on iOS. Perhaps down the road?

@brando.madden: It's not the app they're worried about, but the potential for piracy of the content.

@lamagnumrt: for the single women...a man pillow to watch TV with AND hog the remote. :)

@ad7863: I actually thought that was somewhat intentional.

@nantukoprime: I have the formula for transparent aluminum...here let me give it to you...

As a cheaper alternative, use a fork. Stick it in the side of the Oreo and dunk. Mmmmm. Tasty.

@Hellkeeper: I find it easier just to put my kids on the belt and run 'em through the x-ray machine. Saves them from the discomfort of a cavity search.

@Ultraorange: Not too much difference from a tonnage standpoint. They are both about 113,000 tons. The carrier is about 150 feet longer, though, and about twice the beam.

@istuee94: Another engine fire, of course.

@cynep:

@cynep: We haven't had any marital problems over it fortunately. She knows I have a crisis of faith (hard for me to believe without evidence and a story passed down and translated a few dozen times doesn't cut it for me) and just hopes I find it on my own one day. I can't seem to "just have faith". Doesn't work.

Smart car drivers now have something to laugh and point at.