I am done with the show. I won’t even bother.

Unfortunately, even when you get the Covidiots in a mask, they tend not to keep them on. It seems like the more important policies and legislation would be about getting doused with a combination of mace and alcohol based sanitizer the first time your mask isn’t covering your mouth and nose, and being treated with…

Absolutely no one who blasts “Born in the USA” or “Glory Days” has any clue what’s in the lyrics.

I am actually down with the requiring masks to get into polling places thing, because they are a confluence of shitloads of people and are great superspreader events.

They are also big fans of Born in the USA, Rockin’ in the Free World, and Fortunate Son.  None of which are exactly sympathetic to their values.

It boggles the mind that they use YMCA. Do they not KNOW who the Village People were? Do they not understand its a gay anthem first, and a stupid crowd ramper-upper second?

Precisely this. Every second someone somewhere is tweeting about hoping some really old dude kicks it soon, for example, and no one says a fucking word. Because, as you say, it’s mean but it’s not threatening. Death by old age or by coronavirus are not things that anyone can influence - unlike the violent and…

Hoping someone with COVID dies is hurtful to a sick person and their loved ones, but it is not a threat of harm. It’s not even like hoping someone gets hit by a car, because while no one has it in their power to make sure someone gets a particularly bad case of COVID, they could theoretically inspire someone to get…

In the interest of science....you must do this.

Wonder what would happen if I Tweeted “I hope Trump dies

No doubt Twitter will be launching an extensive investigation into this state of affairs and get to the bottom of....oh hey everyone! It’s Hawaiian Shirt Day! Woooooooooo!

Michelle Rodriguez does not look like could possibly be old enough to have been doing these films for 20 years.

The Friday the 13th franchise has the same kind of zaniness. The first movie is about (spoiler for a 40-year-old movie) an angry mother seeking revenge for her son who died at camp. By the time it’s done, Jason is an unkillable cyborg supermurderer on a space station (who is resurrected again and then fights Freddy…

Remember when they used to steal DVD players? They’re really come a long way.

And FUR10US

Anyone else have the urge to start producing tardigrade comic books, just to piss this guy off? 

I am quite sure that the US government knows that there are aliens amongst us: that’s what the US government called me for many years.

Unfortunately I’m not sure what any human could possibly contribute to an alien civilization that would in any way be recognized as meaningful leverage.

Honestly it’s what we deserve at this point.

I for one welcome my new alien overlords.