My go-to line is:

My feelings exactly. If this isn’t a referendum on racism, classism, and sexism I don’t know what is. And without the Senate, anything coming out of the House will be delayed until it perishes. Even if Biden-Harris make it to the White House, it remains a sickening state of affairs that so many voted for oppression. 

I resent the association of cousin-fucking with all the rest of those peoples’ various depravities. 

Right? This was something I don’t even understand. You are a white racist bigot and want to vote for someone that is too... okay got that.

You are a person of color, and you want to vote for a white racist bigot because... Reasons??? I just don’t understand that logic.

That’s the thing. I thought we were progressing as a country, as a people. I wasn’t naive enough to think that you could eliminate hatred, bigotry, and racism, but I thought it was on a serious decline. It was the old guard with a few stragglers. Obama reinforced that belief. Then the Tea Party came along, then 2016…

In LA County the hate groups start within the LA County Sheriff’s Department. With I was making a joke, literally an all-white gang within the Department caught a federal investigation.

I wish I was more surprised. I’m just disgusted.

This is so real

Please, my dude, Riverside county is next door hollering “Hold my beer!”

California, the biggest Biden win, we're only 33% confirmed racists. Next to LA County is San Bernardino County where they still have the Klan and the Hell's Angels were founded. 

You really don’t have to go far from any US city before you’re in CFC (Cousin-Fucker Country). Sometimes, a trip to the suburbs is all it takes.

Time to update the “Safe Negro Travel Guide” using the 2020 election results.

Unfortunately, even when you get the Covidiots in a mask, they tend not to keep them on. It seems like the more important policies and legislation would be about getting doused with a combination of mace and alcohol based sanitizer the first time your mask isn’t covering your mouth and nose, and being treated with…

Absolutely no one who blasts “Born in the USA” or “Glory Days” has any clue what’s in the lyrics.

I am actually down with the requiring masks to get into polling places thing, because they are a confluence of shitloads of people and are great superspreader events.

They are also big fans of Born in the USA, Rockin’ in the Free World, and Fortunate Son.  None of which are exactly sympathetic to their values.

It boggles the mind that they use YMCA. Do they not KNOW who the Village People were? Do they not understand its a gay anthem first, and a stupid crowd ramper-upper second?

Precisely this. Every second someone somewhere is tweeting about hoping some really old dude kicks it soon, for example, and no one says a fucking word. Because, as you say, it’s mean but it’s not threatening. Death by old age or by coronavirus are not things that anyone can influence - unlike the violent and…

Hoping someone with COVID dies is hurtful to a sick person and their loved ones, but it is not a threat of harm. It’s not even like hoping someone gets hit by a car, because while no one has it in their power to make sure someone gets a particularly bad case of COVID, they could theoretically inspire someone to get…

No doubt Twitter will be launching an extensive investigation into this state of affairs and get to the bottom of....oh hey everyone! It’s Hawaiian Shirt Day! Woooooooooo!