Yeah, I remember, after getting a new kitten, being asked if he was like my much loved first cat, who had died a few weeks before. I replied, “Not a bit, and I like it that way.” I would have liked it if new kitten was like my first cat too, but there’s something cool about knowing you can love whoever comes your way.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

Nursing a baby is my go-to as well, but sometimes they’re just like “GEEZ mom I’m full already!”

I have no idea. I’m just glad it happened. I’m a little misty-eyed reading this article—so many years of a xenophobic, anti-choice, homophobic, right wing fuckwad, I was starting to give up hope.

I’m so fucking jealous of Canadians sometimes. First you all get all the healthcare and now you get a feminist Prime Minister who walks the talk. >:-(

Uhhhh birthing kids is pretty hard. I’ve only done it once and it tore me up inside. Literally.

The only living thing I love is my cat, who I call Bunny, or sometimes Rabbit if we’re being formal, despite neither of these being the name I tell other people is her name.

Girth Brooks.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Jonathon from Buffy?? Doyle from Gilmore Girls!? I had no idea. That’s awesome. I always liked him.

Tony was the sexiest asshole ever!

I just really enjoy the fact that Tony from Skins will be starring in a movie directed by Jonathan from Buffy/Doyle from Gilmore Girls.

YOU MEAN TONY FROM SKINS. OR THE LITTLE KID FROM ABOUT A BOY.

He is straight up beautiful.

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.

I would have lost my shit if he said “Who’s Andy?”

One of my cousins had a daughter with a cockney bastard.

Upside: A cute as a button 4 yr old daughter who greets everyone she meets with “Oiright Darlin?”. Every time man

I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

Oh god, I hate how self satisfied he sounded when he said: “I carry ALL the groceries.”

Go to the supermarket and then carry the bags home, you self congratulating twat