My two best high school friends and I were so obsessed with this movie. Once it was finally out on video we developed an after school routine at least 2 days a week where we would pick up iced coffees at Dunkin Donuts, then go to one friends house to watch “Fear,” and play the game of Life. Ahh, the 90's, before the…

I get that it’s meant to be sexy or impressive or whatever but ultimately a middle-ish aged man standing in front of a mirror in his underpants and socks, holding his own dick just reads as depressing to me. That is a melancholy moment. Excessive hashtags make this seem sadder.

See, my ovaries tell me I’m ready for kids then I read things like this and my brain says “maybe next year.”

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

It’s got the right sound. My son asked me, “mom is that sexual.” He doesn’t really understand the concept, because he’s nine. I asked why and he said it sounds it. That R&B sound is sexy.

The original women have such emotion and power in their expressions—this lady is a dead-eyed, flat-faced nothing.

Wait...

They are! WHY NOT JUST POST THOSE. The women in the original portraits are all absolutely gorgeous.

hello puppy!! hello!! BE MY FRIEND

I overheard a conversation today between two managers in my office about how the black lives matters movement is racist against white people. I really needed this doggy picture. Thank you.

His name is Daichi, but I call him Dai-kun and he is much wow.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

Until I got involved with the Geena Davis Institute, I never considered just how much of the misogyny is people not paying attention. Though there are plenty of f&*kwits too.

Geena Davis’ life mission is now exactly this. JJ Abrams has said that he thought of her when handling crowd scenes and the Storm Troopers, as well as keeping in mind how little girls would respond to Rey. At least someone is listening.

Some white men will be. And we’ll all be happier for a space they avoid.

I think Taylor Swift passes them out the first Friday of every month.

There’s a Woman Card?!? Where do I get mine?! Because being a woman in engineering I could kinda use one...