Folks with kids aren't all insufferable. Most of us respect whatever path people choose to take. The ones that don't (moms or childfree or otherwise) can fucking suck it.

Exactly.

I saw this shared, and being a pregnant person, read it, and hated it. It's exactly the thing I don't want. My life (and my husband's life) is absolutely going to change. It's going to be different and amazing and exhausting and fun and hard. Sure. But, I am NOT becoming a new person. I am NOT leaving behind…

My friend and I were emailing about this very same article earlier this week.

I already called dibs, hills but will letchu know if we break up

He was talking about how the magazines should be ashamed of making fun of Bruce Jenner, and how transphobia is one of the last widely accepted forms of discrimination or bigotry and it's terrible and awful. I can't recall the exact words but it was something to that effect.

This look is sexy. Sadly Mimimister would never, ever, ever, ever (∞ ever) wear loafers like that with no socks, dammit. He also won't wear anything between his toes, sandals-wise, so you can imagine what he wears during the summer, dear Jezzies, I'll let your minds run wild...

Lego will get Best Original Song out of pity. Which sucks because Glory and Yellow Flicker Beat were both better actual songs. Also, Lorde totally snubbed there.

How was Selma nominated for Best Picture but not Best Director, Cinematography, Screenplay?

Wowwwwww.

This is garbage.

I'm with you, Kelly. It fits her like a fucking dream and also makes it look like she was down to just grab Grandma's damask tablecloth, tie it on and shout, "LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS"

I am nothing if not my ego and a whole lot of fake blood.

If Madeleine ever leaves Jezebel, I'll just give up.

Yes, exactly. I'm wearing it today.

Maybe the pair are a couple, maybe they're just friends, but one thing is for sure: Tabloids will fall over themselves to call Kristen Stewart a lesbian without outright calling her a lesbian.

UGH. It looks like they photoshopped a baby's head onto a man's body. STAHP.

Yeah?

What I've learned from this is that Calvin Klein underwear make your bulge look huge, but Calvin Klein jeans make you look like you are packing Ken doll level genitals down there.