I am beginning to believe it.

Falling for it how? Like we actually think she's a baby? Because we do and she is.

I had to use the google just to understand this article. Sigh.

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

someone watched a shitton of a clockwork orange and was rolling on molly so they somehow thought it was a groovy loving movie.

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

Unless it was necessary

You have to hire someone to feed you like you're a baby bird. It's pricey.

well i stopped but thats because it was gone.
i also had three chicken fingers but that was earlier.

As someone who's been married for 27 years, let me say that a lot depends on the temperament of the parties involved and what familial baggage gets dragged along. Despite hating the argumentative and obnoxious way his family communicates, Mr. rottenkitty1958 is the same way. For a long time he had no idea he was. …

I definitely think that sex— or at least sexy feelings— ARE a super important part of a marriage. Ripa: "I fundamentally believe that the more you do it, the more you do it. The less you do it, the less you do it." Valid! The way I once put it is, "It fosters goodwill [in the relationship]."

Trust me, I am just as upset.

The whole day I was sitting at work, unable to click this article, going "man, I just cannot believe this isn't a Mark Shrayber byline."

Agreed. He's painfully large and refuses to put in the foreplay that the average bag requires. He also thinks that jackhammer speed is the key to female pleasure.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

Are you really saying jokey pictures of naked cartoon characters (in an article you have to choose to click on, with a NSWF warning) are in any way comparable to rape and gore gifs of actual people sent to people without warning?

Give Tara all the art awards.

No one's slick as Gaston