Of course not! But breasts definitely don’t move like they do in this glitch. That said, Chun Li has had breast physics in the past, they were just more subtle. I know, what an amusing concept.

The dog in fallout is a direct reference to Max. He didn’t just have a dog too, the dog in fallout is that dog.

Are you joking? Check out the middle east. Asia.

If you’re an adult just close the door. If not, yeah you’s out of luck

i just want to have virtual sex with guns. no people, just big, throbbing guns. ive waited so long for this.

Good call. Letting kids virtually experience sexual intimacy would only serve to distract them from the much more developmentally crucial virtual experiences like murdering people.

I agree with this:

You’re entirely missing the point of Clueless Gamer. Conan isn’t “down” with anything. He’s no gamer. At all. He’s deliberately out-of-touch and grumpy about it. That’s why it’s so funny.

I would like to play this game too...but I bought the Android perk.

I disagree. The whole point of Clueless Gamer is almost built around the fact that Conan isn’t good at video games; they turn the fact that Conan is out of touch with games into a strength by using his poor skills for humor. They are much more watchable than any video games segment from Fallon or other hosts.

needs more ragdoll-cling-to-your-feet physics

They could have done nothing else after this and I would have been happy.

For ages I dreamed of a FFVII remake, but already this puppet show has won me over. Nintendo wins, folks.

Okay, now I know what Nintendo needs to do:

It seems the theme for Nintendo this year - at least regarding the 3DS - is to take the worst entries in beloved franchises (Metroid Prime Hunters and Zelda: Four Swords, respectively) and release pseudo-sequels that nobody asked for.

My ex-wife used to tell me I didn’t need new games. My EX wife. Ha ha! My wife now insisted she wanted her own PS4 at launch because she didn’t want to share with me. I traded up!

Turned stream on in middle of presentation. I know Nintendo isn’t the “lets have super great graphics” console. And not everything has to be super amazing graphics. But wow I thought they were showing scenes from an old Star Fox game.

They stopped numbering after Black Flag. And even before then, Brotherhood and Revelations were not spin-offs. The initial plan was to only number new assassins, but yeah, they gave up on that.