SNIPER!!!!

I was a rabid Patriots fan from about the ages of 10 to 13, or roughly Peak Bledsoe. On the way home from a trip to Montreal, my parents drove miles out of the way in the dead of summer, just so I could see a completely empty Foxboro Stadium, and get one of those LogoAthletic hats they sold at the official clubhouse…

Worst Patriot Ever

Wamp, wamp.

I'm not sure if you're being facetious or serious, to be honest.

All of us are aware Jobs made movies, right? Pixar, anyone?

Please show us the method by which you divined the fact that the purchasers were on social welfare. If it can determine such things with a literal absence of evidence then I'm sure it deserves a Nobel Prize.

"You guys look like you could use some FREEDOMS."

Just because the people in some government agencies are not following it doesn't mean the people don't WANT it to be followed.

After all those NSA fucked-ups? I don't think it means much anymore.

I give you:

Actually they did a Discovery channel special on it and it's sister ship, the tri-hulled one who's name I can't remember. So basically everyone can know about it. :P

When you're ex-lax you shouldn't be surprised to end up taking shit.

My dad used to regale us with stories of him drinking Narragansett in college. I always wanted to have one, but it was out of production. Then they finally started making it again, and I bought a case for our 4th of July party and proudly gave an ice-cold one to my dad. "This tastes like shit, son" he said. "Just like…

I didn't think we'd see it so soon, but this is the first situation affected by yesterday's crucial Supreme Court opinion, Guy Who Wants To Do A Half-Hearted Tyrannosaurus Rex Impersonation While Getting Arrested v. United States.

You too? Man, I guess the market for Maltese post-punk adventure games is finally making itself known.

Seriously one of the better articles I've read on Gawker in a while. Seriously.

Docket number 142331 Mr. Zippedydooda for drugs and weapons possession.