Objection! Ronald Moore pitched the Battlestar Galactica reboot to the SCI-FI network. They didn't rebrand themselves as the Syphilis Channel until after that.

Never played it, but it sounds pretty authentic to the Arcade comic book experience.

NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!!! NOTHING MOVES THE…NOTHING MOVES THE..NOTHING..NOTHING…NOTHI…NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!

Using your mutant superpowers killed you in the arcade game you mention so glowingly too.

Like I said, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, that's when I start going to lunch alone, I'm afraid. Fewer murders that way.

So…again…you only ever watched the first Star Wars? Because the rest are toy commercials that he knew were going to be big.

But…don't they feed you?

Behind the cloud of ink!

The trick is to only invite that co-worker to lunch when you want burgers and tex-mex. "We're going for sushi today, so I guess you're SOL"

Except Clue, apparently, because consistency isn't important to your values.

You know how every Star Wars movies has new ships and vehicles in it?

"Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!"

"Hanging around" is an interesting way to phrase "unloading crates full of drugs that literally drive people insane and trying to kill anyone who sees them doing it, oh and a literal mob boss is 'hanging around' with them". But, you know, same thing.

It includes all of the name parodies people usually call him by to avoid summoning him Candyman-style.

In documentary format.

The best way I've seen it put is that he always "Looks like he molested an anthill"

I always remember the details because the audacity of then turning around and giving your horse-child to the king of the gods as a gift is just about the only possible 'good recovery' from that situation.

I'd say that the first regular series episode of the Battlestar Galactica remake is right up there in the "Show begins damned strong" pantheon. '33' is probably my favorite episode of the entire series.

And has to be thrown with your toes.