You've got cart before the horse, so to speak. He was impregnated by the horse of the giant they hired to build Asgard's walls and then decided they didn't want to pay. Loki 'distracted' the horse so the giant missed his deadline.

The Jehovah's Witnesses believe that exactly 144,000 faithful will be whisked away to Heaven while everyone else has to kick around on Earth forever (though it will apparently be rebuilt as a paradise, so there's a consolation prize). Not sure why a dispensationalist movie would be using Jehovah's Witness beliefs,…

That's roughly equal to the number of people who die every day, so this would represent a sudden brief doubling of the death rate. That's enough to draw initial scrutiny, which would lead to noting how they all disappeared without a trace.

A critical Nugent deficiency!

Seems like the sort of thing you'd have more than three hours notice on, though.

We already accounted for the meth.

I also heard that Juggalos contain GMOs and gluten!

Sadly I only know Mannix from random MST3K jokes.

So you complain that they're reporting on vaguely pop-culture related political things…and then complain that they're not reporting hard-hitting political commentary?

Are you not entertained!?

The President doesn't have a button, he has the codes. The missiles can't be launched without him, but just because he says to launch them doesn't mean they will. The Secretary of Defense (or successor) has to agree to the launch as well before the military will even accept the codes. One of the pre-planned launch…

Fallout's a bitch, Tom.

Literally!

Tombstone? Better than The Fugitive!?

I mean, if you're looking for a head-canon where Kimble sues the pants off someone FOR JUSTICE you need to look no further than the fact that the movie ends with him proving that he was framed by a member of the board of directors for a major pharmaceutical company. Kimble likely sticks it to 'Big Pharma' in an epic…

But they couldn't cuff him, his hands are too small, they'd slip right out and he'd escape!

You got a problem, lunger?

I love that movie, but I suspect I do so ironically, and have not seen it in forever. I'll never forget Ford coming up from below decks on the plane and the shot is just filmed so weirdly that he looks like a freaking Muppet. It's hilarious!

I'm your huckleberry.

"Get off my stage!"