Because he's a straight shooter, that's why! His teeth would bite off his tongue before they'd allow a lie to pass between them!

Maybe I know more tank crews than you do, but they're just as likely as not to be non-white themselves.

"I don't care!"

Yes, exactly. Idiot.

That would require the people driving the tanks to obey the clearly illegal orders. I apparently have more faith in people than you do.

They're already autonomous, so I'm not sure what you think you're threatening them with. They'll simply block any attempts to build a wall across their land, because the border between Mexico and the USA has nothing to do with them.

I was obliquely making an old joke that if a book has the Newbery Medal on it, that means the dog dies. Thus if there are five dog deaths in the movie, the novelization of the movie will win five Newbery Medals.

Whenever the wife hears my phone's email noise she says "You got an email! Maybe it's from a female!"

*flicks the lightswitch on and off*

Saying it doesn't make it true.

You forgot emails.

Look at this snowflake!

"ME!"
-Huge Brain

Which is why I linked to the dictionary showing both are correct. Reading is funducational.

I didn't say it would stop them, I said there'd be protesters there to make it as difficult/expensive as possible.

And apparently the fact that you're wrong.

The banshee scared me silly when I was little. I sympathize.

It took her ten minutes to fall asleep and she woke up once in the middle to use the restroom.

12/10

Listening to the commentary for that episode is kinda funny because the cast and crew are all like "Oh god, that damned dog!" and keep trying to end the commentary before the credits sequence.