Nice burn. He's really sweating bullets.

Not to mention that Harmony Gold doesn't even hold the design rights to the most popular part of the show, so any movie won't feature the iconic Valkyries and the SDF-1 Macross.

And they won't be in this movie. The Robotech rights-holders only have merchandising rights to the designs from Macross, they're not allowed to make new footage using them. Any Robotech movie will either feature the designs from the last 1/3 of Robotech, or entirely new designs.

They also float, so you can get them back if they fall overboard.

Crocs are truly excellent camp shoes when you're backpacking. They weigh almost nothing, which is a primary backpacking concern. They're also really soft and easy on the feet after a long day of pounding ground in hiking boots.

This time there's a shocking twist: Uncle Ben is the shooter!

He even escaped being covered head to toe in pouches! A rare bird indeed.

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It worked out for Star Trek IV.

His name says it all. He commits crimes based on what day it is, with emphasis on holidays and such. He's pretty lame, to be honest, with his only interesting character turn being in "The Long Halloween" which used him as a Hannibel Lector ripoff to help Batman track down a person who was doing holiday-themed…

Teamed up with March Harriet!

To the crew, yeah. Typically not a concern of the Russian space program though.

Too prosaic a result for that gag. The article being edited should somehow be reverted to Web 1.0 stylings with rotating gifs and embedded midis.

He'll be eating nothing but reuben sandwiches for years!

Excellently done. The shocking twist is that Booster was one of the kids Superman killed Zod to save. Remembering this gives him the resolve to face the villain at the end…and murder him.

Mel Gibson to direct Green Lantern: Mosaic?

There are extended arcs where Thor literally sails through space in a freaking viking longboat encountering weird aliens and hitting them with his hammer. This is not a character that requires gravitas. In the comics he's far more likely to be flying around in a Guardians-style space battle smacking spaceships with…

"Wow! I had no idea the Girl Scouts were behind the crop circle phenomenon."

In fact they even did the reverse where Batman is trying unsuccessfully to interrogate someone and Old Bruce says something like "I can't believe I was ever this green" and takes over and gets the confession immediately.

But how do you make a Booster Gold film dour and humorless as all DC movies are required to be?