That's more accurate to how the Tolkien Estate itself treats the property. No partial draft or notepad musings will remain unpublished.

We're gonna do it our way, yes our way!

Go West, young Batman.

Appocalation is easier to say. Just a suggestion.

Schwarzenegger spent around three months training to use a wide assortment of fire-arms for his role in the original Terminator. Said training included learning to reload/disassemble/reassemble/clean/etc each weapon without looking at them like he figured a robot would do it. This is, of course, exactly the sort of…

That does make it much worse. I remember being excited when he rolled up the magazine, because what a neat idea…and that was basically the last piece of action that was visually coherent :(

I can't help but wonder if we saw the same movie. That rolled-up magazine fight is the worst piece of cinema I've ever seen, the very poster child for "shake the camera wildly enough and you don't need fight choreography". That total waste of a fight premise is actually the only thing I remember about the movie…

Depending on the type of call-center this could actually be perfectly logical. Tech support, for instance, is the entry-level for general IT employment for most people. Being good at IT, though, doesn't necessarily translate to being good at customer service. Promoting a good tech with bad people skills into a…

That would probably actually work.

To be fair, most big toes never even get into the military academy.

They did go bankrupt, and sold most of the Atari game IP, but retained the name and made it through bankruptcy intact. So, the guy is new, but the owning company remains the same (the rebranded Infogrames).

Yeah. They've apparently fully renamed themselves "Atari" at this point.

I'm holding my breath for a new CD-I console!

After Infogrames buys Chuck E Cheeses.

The original company died in 1984. The shambling corpse of the original company was finally put down in the mid-90's. Infogrames owns the name and licenses and trots them out occasionally, which is where those 00's games came from.

Atari hasn't existed since at least 1996. You mean Infogrames is trying to make back all that money it spent finally gaining full rights to the name and license.

You are too cool for school.

Ugh! #3776 is clearly the superior remix. I feel your pain.

What a revoltin' development!

Oh my god, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along
You've finally made a monkey out of me!