Hashtags are a measure of cultural relevance, not distance!!

He once sued someone for suggesting that he was only a millionaire. He truly understands the problems of the working class.

Zing!

Nah. If the Starbucks boycott is any indication, they think boycott means to use those services even more, but play passive-aggressive 'pranks' while you do.

"Star Wars writers rewrote and reshot Rogue One to add in Anti Trump scenes calling him a racist"

From their point of view the Jedi are evil!

The important thing here is that you've found a way to feel superior to them.

He's clearly deficient in Vitamin R!

Can't wait! Been looking forward to this one for a long time!

I already know the answer: "All of them". We have a 'no politics' policy at family gatherings, though, so hopefully it won't come up and nobody will have to die.

The second re-write introduced Jar Jar Binks. He was fortunately dropped again by the sixth.

The CGI one actually is the one people are usually raving about. It just takes awhile to get going. The later seasons are great.

There's a reason only one person named Lucas got an Oscar for the original Star Wars…and it wasn't George. His wife was responsible for all the great editing decisions in all three of the originals…and her asking for a divorce before the filming of Jedi is why Lucas decided to burn the franchise to the ground by…

That's patently false. Greedo shooting first? That awful scene where Han steps on Jaba's tail, and then Boba Fett mugs for the camera for no reason? Random droids and stuff constantly obscuring the shot in Mos Eisley? The completely-replaced X-Wing and TIE Fighter FX that look worse than the originals? Doing all…

That's not nearly important enough for an EU book about an unimportant side character. He has to have also been in Jaba's palace on a secret mission that actually ends up preventing the Empire from destroying the Alliance before the Endor battle even begins! Also he's secretly a Jedi survivor who left the Order…

Holy crap…I always assumed there was a hole in the middle of the keyboard with the rest of his body in it…but he really is just a blue ball with arm/leg/things and a weird aardvark head.

"…he's got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."

You've got it backwards. It means that if someone does stupid things, they are a stupid person. Forrest doesn't do stupid things, so he's not a stupid person. That's why he says that whenever anyone asks him if he's stupid. He's saying "No."

Because it's not a waterfall, it's the road embankment, so it absolutely is artificial. All the water is just runoff from the road above it due to the hurricane.

Now if we only had a wheelbarrow!