The entire thing? Front and back of both arms and legs and hands and torso? Bottoms of feet?

I don't think that line should be read as stating something so firm as a mathematical principle, though. It felt more to me like Smoky was defining herself, not remembering her lessons on gemetics. She even manifests Rose's shield and Amethyst's whip in their respective colors while she says it, before deciding…

Because it was time for business. Bow tie time is fun time.

Because Smoky's not a Giant Woman fusion like the other big powerful fusions have been. She's a normal-size fusion, like Garnet. But where Garnet struggled against Jasper (even in their Stronger Than You battle) Smoky completely dominates their fight.

Yeah, there are some shots of Smoky where it's clear the third arm is coming out of the ELBOW of her left arm, and I have to try to forget about that all over again. There's a little body horror aspect in there for me.

WHY PUNY GEMS NOT FUSE WITH JASPER!?

*SLIMED*

Mentioning that it has "Widescreen" and "Full Screen" transfers is a little misleading. The movie, contrary to what you might think, was in 4:3. The 'widescreen' version literally cuts the top and bottom off of the movie to make it fit 16:9.

"Where are they now?" Mostly still in the same place.

It would be fun to lasso Kurt Cobain's corpse to Ed Kowalczyk's dumb ponytail braid? That's a really odd sentiment.

That'd make quite a lot of sense, actually. The transition from Republic to Empire in Star Wars largely mirrors that of ancient Rome, and in ancient Rome senate seats were hereditary in fact, if not in law.

I played in a campaign with a friend who was playing one of those. We kept trying to retrofit arms onto him whenever he was deactivated.

Roger roger.

It would open up the possibility of a cameo by a young princess Leia?

I DEMAND FREE MONEY!

Which just reminded me of "Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend" where Mokele-Mbembe turned out to be adorable brontosaurs. I loved that movie as a little kid, but haven't seen it since. Looking it up, apparently it was really terrible.

Well you have to, now. Dihydrogen Monoxide is an addictive substance and the withdrawal symptoms are always fatal.

Yes. That is exactly what is being said here.

The Bush family?

I forgot that Suicide Squad was the book that brought us Oracle, one of my absolute favorite characters of all time. Nice write-up!