I remember reading comics with ads for the upcoming super-crossover "Crisis on Infinite Earths", hence Pre-New 52 being referred to as "old school" being a little disheartening ;)

Someone just called Pre-New 52 "old school". You'll have to excuse me, I need to start researching nursing homes now :(

I only know them from when the New Gods would show up in Superman comics, so that could be entirely true. Boom Tubes just usually appeared out of nowhere in Superman, and always had Darkseid on the other end by way of explanation for where it came from.

Except the giant hats. Kirby space hats are impervious to filtering.

Found the guy with the DC logo tattoo!

"It is your job as a superhero to walk to the right and punch anything that comes in from off-screen."

K.

Ironically they'd get accused of ripping off Marvel.

I mean, in the comics they're just smartphones in armbands that go *PING* and can be used as a first aid kit. At least, that's all I've ever seen them do. Well, that and turn Superman's costume into a sword and armor when he re-matched with Doomsday.

In a shocking twist, all three Mother Boxen are named Martha.

Zack Snyder's Superman is actually a pitch-perfect representation of the "Last Son of Krypton" Superman that popped up as one of the four fake Supermen after the Death story in the comics. He was all "punish the guilty" and didn't give a damn about "saving the innocent". He ended up actually being the genocidal…

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I think the retronyming was worth it only because their obsessive pasting of the logo inadvertently turned the Extras disk into "Indiana Jones and the Bonus Material"

Only time.

No, those are Tribbles. He's talking about those people who drive tractor trailers down the road for long distance delivery of goods.

No, no, the phrase is "goose-stepper". I can see how you could make that mistake though!

Or bronies.

MOUNT GREEN MOUNTAIN!

Where's the Phantom when we need him? He always knew how to slam evil!

"Zorak, you're always trying to get my goat."