Everything tastes like chicken.

Hey, don’t point the finger at me.

testing are Russian archers and horseback riders.

He was pushed.

It’s blue and black.

It’s so sweet I think I must have gotten some dust in my eye. Does anyone have a tissue? It’s just dust really, it didn’t bring tears to my eyes.

I don’t know how I’m ever going to live without my sestras.

“Look, I know I’m not supposed to be up here,” Colbert admits, “but to be honest, neither is Donald Trump.”

If they’re Pintos they are.

Like the asshole with the dash cam couldn’t back up or try to u-turn when they realized the ambulance was 1- stopped with flashing lights and then 2- backing up fast with flashing lights?

There are no “villages” near Boston. It’s one wicked swath of suburban sprawl north to Haverhill, south to Plymouth and west to Worcester. And honestly, who the fuck but tourists drive into Boston on the weekend? And most of that traffic is by Faneuil Hall & the Aquarium. All Mass traffic after 3:00 on Fridays is on…

LEASH YOUR DOGS. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

And it’s disgusting.

Hmm, April 14th. The same night the Titanic hit the iceberg. Coincidence? Really now.

Oh Madeleine, this is awesome. But now I have to admit it’s not just me, Cathy, coming home again, forever and ever on autoplay in the car. There are other options to let into my window.

My 16 room, 3 story, with 8ft basement, Queen Anne agrees with you 100%. Except this woman who supports a small OPEC nation to heat her every winter is too bone weary from a 14 hour shift to post a pic of my grand dame. (Which I humbly say I bought as my starter home to restore (OK I admit I’m an idiot) BUT I’ve got…

He says lager in just about every paragraph. Try reading all the words some time.

With true mass transit, they’d have to squeezed in with the unwashed masses. Here they get to remain ensconced amongst their own kind.