I actually got the Dorothy Hamill haircut on purpose in 7th grade (1976). I’m only admitting that here because with my burner I am anonymous.

That’s what it was for me too when I was growing up in NYC.

Oh my lord.

You’re lying and distorting now. Recheck you #2, hypocrite.

THANK YOU!!!

The question is, why do you think men can’t do the same?

Ikr? If I’m good enough to be in the black on Gizmodo and Jalopnik, as well as most of the blogs that got axed in the Gawker Tuesday Night Massacre earlier this year (where we lost many beloved, including Mark Shrayber - which I’m still upset about), I should be good enough to be ungreyed on Jez after all this time.…

He should definitely go the Venus de Milo route for his bronzes.

The gloves really give it that ‘60's elegance edge. I’d wear it in a second.

I was wondering what website she uses. Anyone know any other good make your own print sites? I’m finally getting my Etsy shop on line this weekend and I love this for new project ideas.

testing are Russian archers and horseback riders.

It’s blue and black.

It’s so sweet I think I must have gotten some dust in my eye. Does anyone have a tissue? It’s just dust really, it didn’t bring tears to my eyes.

“Look, I know I’m not supposed to be up here,” Colbert admits, “but to be honest, neither is Donald Trump.”

If they’re Pintos they are.

Like the asshole with the dash cam couldn’t back up or try to u-turn when they realized the ambulance was 1- stopped with flashing lights and then 2- backing up fast with flashing lights?

There are no “villages” near Boston. It’s one wicked swath of suburban sprawl north to Haverhill, south to Plymouth and west to Worcester. And honestly, who the fuck but tourists drive into Boston on the weekend? And most of that traffic is by Faneuil Hall & the Aquarium. All Mass traffic after 3:00 on Fridays is on…

LEASH YOUR DOGS. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

And it’s disgusting.

Hmm, April 14th. The same night the Titanic hit the iceberg. Coincidence? Really now.