What an asshole. And I’m not even a Prince fan.

The impact of Junior High lasts a lifetime.

Just seeing that much ivory piled up in the photo makes it the saddest thing I’ve seen since, since a long time.

LA’s surpassed NYC on the rental crazy in a lot of ways.....

As the saying goes, If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

You are wrong. This is not what life was like 25 years ago. Back in the day this shit was not happening.

Telling which parts of the lawn are dead is not necessarily a good thing. In some things, ignorance is bliss.

Which is why it was just as offensive when the bros wanted her as Bernie’s VP, right?

Right. Bernie also wouldn’t neuter himself by taking the position.

Elizabeth Warren is too talented, brilliant and dedicated to fighting the country’s economic injustices to even be considered for the proverbial position of a warm bucket of piss.

The Naeem Khan on the far left would be great for an Orphan Black themed wedding. What bride woman doesn’t have some inner Helena deep down inside.

Not only puns, but actually clever ones, not groaners. A sight for sore eyes!

Could you just, you know, spend time with your dog and make note of what makes him happy in real time

Oh I’d be scarred for life from that. I’d still have ended up having a life full of cats that I’m terribly allergic to but still scarred.

And just like a tiger your little kitty will feast on you if s/he hapens to find you dead.

But I like penises.

There are parties without alcohol?

“There’s Coke, there’s Pepsi and there’s Kasich,”

The description of the play, I need to see Our American Cousin like I need a hole in the head.

It’s both.