Samantha Bee posts all her shows free on Youtube. No need to miss a minute. She’s brilliant.

Bloody Marys.

Some days I honestly feel like I have been suffering from that since the 19th century.

Now can we let them try cramps, bloating, irregular bowel issues, mood swings, sore breasts . . .?

Wow, look at the size of those shoulder pads. On a trench coat!

Unfortunately I live in New England, (lots of salt) and it was the frame, not the mechanics that forced me to give her up. Rusted out so bad one day my dog’s leg fell through the carpet and right through the floor. Lucky, she was malamute and had thick hair because her leg was bumping against the muffler (I just…

‘97 Isuzu Trooper? That’s not even a truck that’s a car masquerading as a truck. ‘91 was the last year Isuzu made a real Trooper. I learned that the hard way when my ‘86 died and my ex got me a brand new ‘01 as a wedding present. What a peice of shit.

Serves them right, living in the desert and not carrying planks, and an army shovel in the car.

My 22 year old 1986 Trooper, Bessie, pulled the “professional” movers’ giant truck loaded with the contents of my entire house out after the mover backed up and came rear wheel off the driveway into my sunken garden in the snow. IT WAS GLORIOUS! Damn, I miss that car.

While many other American people may see you as someone to be ridiculed, I truly believe that you possess a certain “je ne sais quoi,” (a french term which is often interpreted to denote one’s inexplicable charisma.) Given a bit of book-reading/media-training/patience, that charisma could become your magic carpet.

Sarah Palin did not write that. All the words are in the right order.

[the police] were contacted by the woman’s housemates.

two female anchors were making fun of a basketball player’s mustache. They called it ‘creepy’ (inferring he looks like a sexual deviant) and ‘immature’ (inferring he’s a child). COULD YOU IMAGINE if a male anchor made similar comments about a FEMALE sports star?

I really want to do this! I’m buying an Xterra (‘01 - ‘04) this week for my fun car. Never owned one before, but since I can’t find a pre ‘91 Trooper II to replace my dearly departed Bessie, friends recommended the Xterra. Reviews/word of mouth looks good, but I’m still not sure if they’re saying that just to get me…

No way I believe he had an affair. I’m surprised he could even get his wife to sleep with him at least twice. There’s the reason they don’t have three kids.

I’m not. She’s from Jersey and tapes right across the river in NYC. A lot of nut jobs down there. I know, I have family there.

My condolences.

Narcissistic Borderline Personality Disorder.