Bitch deserved a lot more from that bird.

Lowell is bad, but it isn’t that bad.

Just tell me where I have to go and who I have to sell my soul to to look anywhere near as awesome as Joanna Lumley when I’m 69.

I’ve been there and it’s gorgeous! I’m definitely up for it!

I feel so badly for who ever gets stuck being his lawyer. With his ego though I can totally see him representing himself.

One of my best friends went that way. Once it spread to his brain he went so quickly and miserably. Miss you Alan, so much.

Looks like it could have been murder, murder by cheese burger.

This is not an ultra sound it is rape. It is a physical invasion with a mechanical instrument into a woman’s vagina against her will. THAT IS CALLED RAPE.

Why? The Fifth Amendment for a start.

There’s still such a thing as soft porn?

Cross Port of Spain off any of my future vacation plans.

Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson is sorry about the publicity about the bill Tamir Rice’s family received for the ambulance

Es aún más hermosa en persona.

Nobody can pull off puce. Yellow though, you’re right on that one.

Sorry Hillary, but nobody looks good in yellow/puce dupioni. Nobody.

Flirting with Disaster was golden though.

My cats would have a ball with one of these in the house.

You need to have your meds checked.

Flaming June by Sir Frederic Leighton. I’ve wanted to be this painting since I was little. It’s in the Museo de Arte de Ponce in Ponce, Puerto Rico.