We should plan a playdate for your baby and my @RitalinMountainDewFitBitBaby.

But honestly, who the fuck would vote for anyone who wears vests like that. And my lord, all that money and that’s the best she can have done with her hair?

Starred for Inago Montoya reference.

Who the fuck do you think you are calling me dear? My grandmother? Asshat troll.

What the fuck happened to her neck?

What the fuck do you think they’re hacking off! That part is the whole point!

People who can do this to other people fucking suck. I can not imagine what her poor mother is going through.

We have a fucking jaguar. We have a fucking JAGUAR. WE HAVE A FUCKING JAGUAR!

Keaton is giving off way more of a Sweeney Todd/Jack the Ripper/Burke and Hare vibe than a benevolent Lincoln one.

Eeeeewwww.

He obviously has a number of credentials categorized in the DS-V.

Me.

when black culture gets a celebratory spotlight for 28 days

Doing time in a federal facility, for life or not, is a much cushier option than the state pen.

Definitely not a good look.

That crunchy paper noise didn’t do a whole lot for the ambience.

Lord, the Pope has the patience of a saint.

one eatery in Bangkok advertises a doll-friendly special. “In the past month, more than 30 customers have brought their Luk Thep to eat at Neta Grill,

You are truly an asshole.

Blessed are the caterdashers.