I have a similar black and white kitty and I named her Chiaro, short for chiaroscuro, shadow and light. Once I got a cat and couldn’t come up with a name for two weeks. To get her attention I kept saying “come here” and she started to think that was her name. I didn’t want to confuse her so named her Khamia which…

Yippee!! Won’t be long now. Another sure-fire way to get her out of the box is to leave some of your nice black or navy blue clothes laying around. Cats just can’t resist the lure of curling up and leaving fur on stuff like that when your not looking. ; )

Bribery. Works on everyone, but especially effective on children and animals.

New Zealand, it just looks so beautiful. And Australia, if I get to pick two. From the Aussie’s I’ve met I’d have a great time in Australia, but probably wouldn’t remember much.

I’d be more than happy to split that jackpot with 900 million other people. Hell, even 900,000 or so people!

I have no gambling luck. I couldn’t even beat my grandmother at bingo, so spent my idiot tax money tonight on liquor. My imagination made plans for my imaginary winnings years ago though -

Two words - atomic catnip. Just get the most potent catnip you can find, sprinkle it on your bed, couch, or rug, and sit down in the middle of it. Good luck getting her off you!

I had the most vivid wet dream about Dick VanDyke. He was truly scrumptious!

Tsk, tsk, G & T’s in January! Far worse than white shoes after Labor Day! Darling, vermouth until Memorial Day (entre nous - unless you’re drinking alone).

I’m indulging in my guilty pleasure libation - Redd’s Wicked Apple tall boy cans. 8%, tastes like cider buts gets you fucked up fast. It’s like slumming without having to go out.

Ikr.

Hefner is hoping to be a tenant with benefits, but he would get screwed a lot more if he took out a reverse mortgage.

+ 1 a lot.

The oversight overlooked for it’s own favors.

I’m not sure if its parents were born here or not. It is white though, so I don’t think it would matter.

The only person I would pay that much is Mark Shrayber.

They’d have to pay me to drive something this color.

Why don’t they just fucking secede already and spare us.

Followed by - Remedial Class Trips to Haulover 201

Hey, watch it. My son has a born on American soil pet rat and that was very insulting to him.