I was devestated when I got that diagnosis until I realized it meant doctor’s orders to eat cheese and steak and stay away from that pesky fiber stuff!

If they actually voluntarily went and paid money to notorious torturers SeaWorld they deserve all the torture they got. The whales should have it so good.

Help!

Same with my Lexus.

No where near as fast as Secretariate. And only for a little over 2 mins.

I was so obsessed with this, thirty years later I can still draw them by rote memory.

It’s the same color as my car, lol.

Thomas never says anything. Literally.

That girl ain’t nothing but class.

No, sorry, we are not Kim burner accounts.

Now if only 500 Days of Kristin would disappear.

Horizontal stripes. You risk taker you!

It would be so nice to be ungreyed for good taste. Pleeze, Kelly!

Replace the straw with a wool hat for the winter and hell yeah!

I will take one of these in every color!

Not so great grate when this happens.

Most of the frightened old Catholics who’re scared of the new pope are the bishops and cardinals who are afraid from watching their promotions slip away.

Reign isn’t really royalty. It’s just a terrible TV show.

Oy vay.

And if any one should be familiar with stupid, it’s his mama.