That totally explains why he’s still single.

Well, it’s a fucking good thing then that “A” happens to be my initial. Thus taking care of the price of two monograms for the price of one.

Herr Hair Trump

Fuck yeah, I would have run up and danced around that cute, but very atmospheric, dust devil (probably even sober, on a good day).

and cranberry sauce from a can

I did!

These!

Midori? Everclear or go home if you’re faux tampon flasking.

I posted these to Mark’s Otters Sunday. Just wanted to say them again.

My go to winter wear is mixed velvet separates. They feel exactly like wearing pajamas and can be dressed up or down, worn with jeans or pearls. They can work for just about everything, never go out of style and never need to be ironed.

This is Pupcake. She limped home last night after being lost in the woods since Labor Day. Yes, do believe in miracles.

Thanks, now that bloody tune is going to be stuck in my head all night.

Especially when they are lying incapacitated on the ground.

The penalty for having traces of PCP in one’s system summary execution?

No one has been rioting and you’re the one acting like an idiot.

Some people will fuck anything. Now I have to go wash my brain and get that image of Ash and Pikachu out of it.

Don’t we?

You really need to watch it from the beginning, otherwise you’ll miss a lot of inside jokes, where running gags start and character development.

MY muse, Sweetie Darlings!