Remember back in the day when people used to dye their shoes to match the dress?

The graphic on the wall behind her head makes it look like she’s wearing a crown. Works well with that dress in particular. It gives it a sort of Catherine de Medici or Renaissance look.

I’m sure Liza would be happy to donate some sequins. She’s probably got more than anybody.

Just use every possible part of me up for organ donation.

“It is not something that is easy to explain.

It’s Carl I’m really worried about.

Re: the cranberry sauce; the poll numbers probably come from the fact that the younger generations think of cranberry sauce as this -

It took a lot of money to look this cheap.

She grates on me so much the push present I’d give her would be a cliff.

I’m a terrible person. My first thought was, what a great way to get out of having to invite and deal with all the relatives, etc . . . that I don’t really want at my wedding.

I finally tried to tell her to cut it out a few years ago, but it didn’t make a damn bit of difference. Hope you had better luck.

Mark, out of everyone leaving I’ve been crying about all week, I’m going to miss you the most. I was so happy when you got married. My boyfriend of 20 years, has for 19, been telling me we will “someday, maybe”. Ever since your April article, I’ve been using your technique of telling just telling everyone we are…

Leaving for my first day of junior high, wearing my my first pair of “cool, grown-up” Gloria Vanderbilt designer jeans - last thing my mom said to me as I headed out the door “If you knew what you looked like from the back you wouldn’t be wearing those.”

fill it up with cockroaches and Fedex it to her ex’s workplace.

A source says the unfortunate uncoupling was due to “something Tyga did,” but there’s no word yet on who that particular something is.

Ahhh, no.

ANYTHING related to Fieri is a shitshow.

Way, way too much happened, and it was a slaughter. So many tissues were expended last night. And those were only the ones disclosed in the comments.