NO, not at all -

Yeah, I know, but as part of the kinja community I have an obligation not to proof read.

I was a Greg Kinnear girl all the way before it was cool.

Thanks for this, Madeleine. After last night’s Jezebel Massacre, a lot of us still need a really strong diversion like this to take the edge off. Now that I think of it, this is just the spoonful of sugar needed to take the edge off a hella lot.

I always love that one.

It is true under the UCC (Uniform Commercial Code) Article Three. As long as it has your signature, account number and bank routing number. But good luck trying to get anyone to accept one. Banks these days flaunt the UCC with impunity.

Someone high up at Gawker Media knew it was being cancelled and saw a void. There can’t be any other reason for this wholesale, bullshit destruction of Jezebel so it can “become the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage”.

Jesus wept.

How did they ever manage to not make it an all blonde round table?

I’m disappointed she never drew lashings of ginger beer on any of her covers.

Six on one at least. And a monkey.

So they must all be against the death penalty too then. Yeah, right.

I’m so glad she lives behind a gate far away from me.

I want to say he’s a fucking douchebag dickhead asshole, but that would be insulting to fucking douchebag dickhead assholes.

Ferencs sounds like it could be a nice red wine. I could use a drink and a pair of squees to deal with tonight’s massacre.

I wish it was as easy to save Kitchenette as it is to save bread.

To use Jezebel to “become the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage”, is more than overtly sexist and insulting.

NO IT’S NOT! It can’t be when even the most fucking adorable little foxes aren’t helping.

Me too, with waterproof mascara.