No way I could take eight straight days of magic white.

This can never have enough stars.

At first glance I thought the graphic in the lower right of the video said “Live Shit by MSNBC” not “Shift”. “Live Shit” seems way more appropriate.

Raven is really rocking the “I Love Lucy” look.

My dogs have the worst farts!I may feed them too good.

—from first kiss to first kid!”

There is no accounting for taste after all. Her being BFFs with Woody proves that.

Ice in milk, ice in red wine -

That’s one way to kill two birds with one headstone. After all she is going to go eventually, as we all are.

They left out the only two legitimate things that need to be banned at those weddings -

As long as you’re not the bride.

WTF?

I call bullshit. A wedding dress that wasn’t bought at Dave’s Bridal, an Oscar de la Renta, no less, for only 4 grand, yeah right. And I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale real cheap.

NO

Open bar, always have an open bar. It makes things way more interesting.

She really needs to find a bowl with a straight edge next time she trims her bangs.

This is exactly why I won’t get a tattoo.

Mine too.

I just learned a new term. Thanks!