I could watch that for hours. And I almost did. Great link.

Thanks. Now I’ve got the theme from Shaft stuck in my head.

Where the fuck do you live?

No, just no.

It’s a little early to be going for the dumbest post of the week award.

No way this would ever happen to me. I would have killed him way before natural causes kicked in. And no way would I ever have that many oranges with me unless they had been squeezed and mixed with cheap champagne just in case I run into a brunch somewhere.

What am I gonna do all never ending existence, post on Jezebel and drink gin?

got stuck in a rip current and had to fight their way out

Standing in solidarity with white Americans everywhere, this off-white American couldn’t agree more. ROLL OUT THAT BARREL!

They need a hell of a lot more than therapy.

reminded him of the novel Lord of the Flies, William Golding’s 1954 novel about schoolboys who are stranded on a desert island and turn into savages

10/10

It was at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom.

I really want this. And after I wear it I could use it to reupholster my couch. Damask is handy that way.

So is Bernie Sanders winning the election

Everything gives you cancer.

He wore it better.

This is so totally fucked up and wrong.

At least they were being honest.

Making highly unlikely choices are the one thing every character, inmate or not, on OITNB, has in common. The ability to make or reject unlikely choices is something every human being has in common. Making an unlikely choice for her circumstances is exactly why Leanne’s story is realistic and credible.