10/10

I’ve gotten really good at that. I’m glad to volunteer my services to women who need remedial fuck off lessons.

I’m surprised people like this haven’t just locked all their women in a closet already. Letting them only out to cook and conceive, of course.

So basically she’s just like a lot of women, except she happens to be rich and famous and sing better.

Thelma and Louise, now THAT was peak Brad Pitt.

That was just awful.

Only about two out of three games. They’re holding their own every third or fourth game.

If this isn’t a face that screams “Kiddie Porn Child Molester”, I don’t know what is.

Greyhounds will put up with anything, poor dears.

That Kirstie Alley. So damn classy.

I really feel we shouldn’t know anything about any of this.

They are worried about embryos possibly being destroyed, but not the tens of thousands of kids stuck unadopted in the train wreck of the US foster care system.

My Uncle Doesn’t Make Me Feel Uncomfortable. ?

Thank you!!

I hate when that happens. And it happens a lot.

That kind of thing only happens to ungodly sinners; woman who have even thought of abortion, gays and lesbians, muslims, etc. . . God never brings that shit down. Sinners bring it down on themselves.

There was Ann Richards. But she was there so long it killed her.

“washdown of hardscapes” like the walkway to her house.

Honey Bee’s Dying is a great name for a garage band.

Please stop sending me poop stories. Although if you really want to submit them somewhere, you can send them to mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.