I was never able to drink Stella White Nun before because of the taste. Now I’ll never be able to drink it because, Anne Meara.

Fuck ‘em.

The Mewgaroo hoodie by Japanese pet supply company Unihabitat is a sweatshirt that features a cat-sized pouch in the front so that feline pals can snuggle closely with their human friends.

If you didn’t love so much it wouldn’t hurt so much. It so sucks, but is really a great gift. I could never imagine being the type of person who doesn’t feel that deeply or feel at all. You’re a very special person for having that and giving that to all your little ones.

The bartender put her/himself in that position. S/he kept filling the guys drinks all night, presumably getting tipped for each round and saw what those guy were doing. The bartender should have shut them and you off way before it got to the blacking out drunk stage, and should have told the guys to bugger off and…

But they’re free!

If they’re trying to find deeper commentary in them, they’re going to have to try really, really hard.

For 15 mill I need a beach.

That must be very nice for them.

This never gets old.

Yeah, nothing says sexy like a huge reflection reminding you how fat you are.

And an Audi to round out being a total asshole.

these poor intellectually-unburdened individuals

Piper was at Smith College the same time I was, and it’s always fun to hear dirt on your classmates, even if it is fictionalized. And to see how unfucked up your life really is because “There before the grace of God go I” saved your ass.

Just like my idol in her eponymous show, “The Lizzie Borden Chronicles”.

we’re all just a couple of bad decisions away from ending up in prison.

Josh Duggar of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting has confirmed to People that in 2006, as a teenager, he molested several underage girls—including some of his sisters.

In my town a woman was killed by her husband on the sidewalk right in front of the police station door as she came out from applying for an emergency order. Sick.

Serving it wouldn’t have been necessary. From the sound of the whole situation he knew a hell of a lot about what was going on. He probably would have caught wind of it if she even thought about getting a protective order and would have killed her to stop her from even applying.

It probably would have gotten her killed even sooner.