I lived next to people who had a goat named BBQ. And Labor Day he was.

Just start with a few chickens, and over the course of a year slowly expand to “abandoned” ducks, rabbits, goat, horse. That’s what I did. By the time he noticed it was too late.

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.

Amen.

Aren’t we all?

Oops, typo. Should be “attorneys”.

If my sister and I were stuck alone in a car for two weeks we’d have killed each other long before we had a chance to starve to death. Probably over who got the box of Samoas.

I was just going to say Salvation Army. They’re much better now than I remember them being.Everytime I go I find Eileen Fisher, Talbots, Ralph Lauren, or Brooks Brothers, as well as real vintage not just old stuff.

Does it matter if your bridesmaid dresses match when every single creature on this insignificant planet will die alone?

You convinced me with Roy Schneider.

10/10

It’s just a red herring.

Also, she’s still alive?

Just need to get the hammock, not the stand. Anyone know if that's possible?

Just need to get the hammock, not the stand. Anyone know if that's possible?

You can stop wondering. You didn’t learn anything from your “forced teachings of the Salem witch trials”.

No. First, slander is not a criminal offense. It is a civil claim in which someone has to show actual, not speuclative damages. Second, because being found “not responsible” by a private university’s administrative board does not have any legal bearing on his guilt, and does not prove he didn’t do it.

You do realize the Red Sox have been in first place almost since the very start of this season.

You don't get sarcasm very well do you.

Why is this such a big deal? It’s not like the flag represents the Constitution or the Bill of Rights and all that First Amendment Freedom of Speech stuff.