Ikr. That's what I have a mother for.

I want to do stuff like this. No, I NEED to do stuff like this. . . .but without blue lip liner.

But her lip liner, now that's something.

Nothing can be moot if it’s “in general”. Only in totality can something be completely inapplicable. And there is no situation that is universal in totality.

One can't sue judges in the US either. They all have judicial immunity. Otherwise every time they ruled against someone (so basically in every case they decide) they'd get sued and the judicial system would grind to a halt.

Bullshit. Judges order DNA tests all the time. If there was alledged child support owed I bet she'd have order DNA so fast it’d make your head spin.

I have the opposite problem, in part, long legs and a shorter torso with high waistline. Any sundress with a waist I have to keep pulling down if I want my boobs to stay in the darts. Shift dresses would be great for me, except they never make them to fit my double Ds. With double Gs I imagine it’d b hard to find one…

I find the Food Bitch to be a lot more toxic than the food I eat.

You do realize that by leaving the cart you are creating a job for someone to collect them.

I think you just called me an old fogey. Well honey, I am not last year’s model.

It's a good thing they were unconscious being that they were shuffled off to Buffalo.

Of course the officer confused and intimitated him into the confession. That’s exactly what they’re trained and love to do. That’s why people should take their “Right to Remain Silent” seriously.

Are they going to make them wax so they don't get chest hair in the food?

What waistline?

I can finally stop looking for the perfect wedding dress. Now, I just have to start looking for a husband.

At least we tied with two games a piece. Good thing it was a four instead of three day weekend.

Sounds like heroin affected just more than her pain perception.

I was doing well until she said she wished she could get out of that bed and do it all over again. Then I lost it.

Disco roller skating nights in the late 70’s and early 80’s were fleeting and magical times. Actually most of the late 70’s and early ‘80’s were.

OK, so if this dress is really grey why does it look so undeniably blue in the movie? It’s like that other damn blue dress thing all over again.