I tell you, if I had to be around those women all day, I’d be drinking a hell of a lot.

That’s why they have laws regulating food content and preparation, which is exactly what this bill asks for re feminine products. Thanks for proving the point.

The post clearly refers to her DAUGHTER. To twist that to make it about males is more than presumptuous. Men really have to learn not everything is about them.

And silly me thought Speedos should only be off limits for guys.

I like gentles. It's a great euphemism. It's descriptive without being too blatant or crass. Hope you don't mind Mark, I'm appropriating it.

I can't even begin to imagine what you and your family are going through. My thoughts are with you and the little one.

10/10

Some asshole flagged the post and CL has pulled down the listing.

I'm gonna wash this shoulder the second I get off this stage.

Is this really a photo of John Travolta, or is it a pic of his statue from Madame Tussaud?

What the fuck does the March of the Penguins have to do with my little neighbors in Boston getting some connubial accommodations? You want an encyclopedic piece on penguins, you hit up David Attenborough, you don’t come looking for it here. This is Jezebel not fucking Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

Ikr. 10/10

What ever happened to “The Best Restuarant in NY”? I miss it.

I'm so glad I missed it.

“Wilfred Brimely Signature Edition”. Lmfao.

Then don't look at them.

You made me go back and check what it was. Definitely a truly fantastic tagging.

“I’m a Democrat: not even gonna bother.” is pretty much what we get here in Massachusetts. Even our Republicans would be considered Democrats in most Red states.

$300 for a two speed blender. You'd think for that much he could've at least gotten her three speeds.

That is a total impossibility under Massachusetts law. Actually, there’s no such thing as being released on parole pending appeal anywhere in the US. That is a legal construct that doesn’t exist. It’s best to know at least something about what you’re commenting on before you post.