Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

I wish I would've asked my ex if he really wanted to marry me or if he was just doing it to make me happy. Because it turns out it was the latter. And now we're divorced and it feels like the entire 9 year relationship was all bullshit.

Is the video not working for anyone else? I AM BEING DENIED A SURLY BADGER.

My first boyfriend (after I had been independent and single for years) told me while we were cuddling once, "See? Isn't this better than being independent?"

Blink 182's Tom DeLonge is not a true punk, says Blink 182's Travis Barker, Punk King.

I skulk off somewhere and use that voice-text thing. My worky-work texts are long sometimes, so I'm in the corner all "Can we change the meeting to Wednesday question mark thank you for being flexible period smiley face."

Ironically, that's my strategy for

This is so, so, so sad. Sarah, I'm sure with your money and generosity you can find someone who is willing to gold-dig you for real. You deserve it!

The Mayer girls:

Fucking polar vortex 2013. Half my family didn't make it up from Houston, the best man couldn't make it out of his Dallas neighborhood, and half the guests' flights were delayed coming in or going out. Also, it was 32degress in Austin when the average was normally 55, and we chose an outdoor venue. Ugh.

Starred for Patsy and Edina.

Uphill In The Snow Both Ways, man. You kids have no idea how good you had it!— before the 90s, we weird chicks had ZERO representation on television, and no role models, and no hope for affirmations that we were OK just the way we were & that this was a normal way to deal with our sick sad world. Before the 90s, the…

I'm sorry but if I could, I would dress like Alicia Florrick almost everyday. I think I would get so much more done.

I don't know why, but this seems like something I would like, but it just annoys me. I think the fact the being #notapinkgirl is such a huge part of their schtick. I'd rather see something defined by what it *is* —like those women in science lego sets. There's no need to hate on dolls or girly things, just give…

The worst brunch people are the ones who are like "Let's do brunch! We'll meet you at 9:00." I'm like "Fool, that's breakfast!". Brunch doesn't happen any earlier than 10:30 in my book."

I don't know...I think he actually has a good point in that little bit of "word salad" that you quoted.

I spent most of my 20's chasing the 90's version of the Cool Girl (lots of flannel, Doc Martins and chain smoking Camels while reading Proust). It is as much a phase for 20 something guys as it is for women. I can't even say it is a BAD thing, just being in one's 20's makes us do such things. Of course, if you are…