It doesn't sound like Paul Bunyan is the uncomfortable one. It sounds like fancy woman is the one who has the problem with him in fancy environments. He's probably perfectly happy wearing a flannel shirt and jeans to a polo match.

You may be right about men's pants, but OMG there are so many women's pants without pockets. There are even pants that have false pockets, where they make a pocket-like slit that's sewed up, or just have pockets that are so shallow you can't use them. It's like, I know you need to carry things, ladies, but your…

How nice to see that "Crap Email From a Dude" has been reincarnated for the Tinder age.

Can I be "not-male" without identifying as trans? Is there another gender continent I can move to where we all HAVE dicks but don't ACT like them?

And it's always about their feelings. Always about their feelings. Always about their feelings.

NO HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY CEILING HIS GROSS HANDPRINT IS STLL THERE IDK HOW TO GET IT OFF???

I dunno. I just went to the Gap's website because I liked the dress on the model in the top photo but most of those dresses don't look flattering on the models (who are paid to look great). I'm not sure how they'd look on me.

and by trees, you mean....

Nope, when Benedict and Idris are both cast for the sexy intense voices, we all win.

Gotta go with Idris. His voice is going to make the trees shake.

I have to choose between Benedict and Idris? NOOOOOOOOOOO.........Can I get out of the greys please?

Tangent: I supervised a very, very connected woman woman who would get to work two hours before I got to the office. I'd walk in and say "got your texts and voicemails, let's chat."

We definitely have this in common. :)

By the time I get home from my own shitty day at work, I don't want to pick up the phone and hear about everyone else's shitty day at work. Plus, at home I'm lucky to be with the person that I want to talk to the most, so all other calls go straight to voice mail. I'm a terrible friend.

I was fortunately dating before texts, but this reminds me of when I met a guy in a bar (he was a photographer for the Washington Post), then we went out on a great date and he asked if he could see me again. I didn't hear from him for a week, then September 11th happened. For about a month, I was like, maybe he…

I adore Matthew McConaughey. You do you, Matthew. Fanny packs are very practical! And roomy enough to carry several different strains with you at all times. You never know what kind of a weed mood you'll be in.

If I ever went back into the dating scene I'd have to find a woman who won't think that because I haven't texted in an hour that our date is off. I only check my text messages a couple times a day because I don't/can't answer texts while at work.

"Are you up?" I texted.

I've been single and not looking for the last 10 months and this makes me never want to date again.

Brody Jenner looks like he should be racing in Nascar with that mustache.