I’m sure there are many different reasons why people voted for Donald Trump, and I’m also sure that Florida has more than 4.61 million racists.

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

they’re openly shitting on Deadspin, and it’s great

why is there a man in here

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

It is pretty blatant theft, but in a pinch, they could argue that these videos are “parodies”; which would make them legal by technicality under Fair Use.

I can’t remember the video but someone did an analysis on this. It turns out lazy parents are giving their kids an ipad and letting youtube autoplay these kid videos for hours on end. As such now there’s thousands of incredibly lazy videos with bright colours, pictures of toys and royalty free kids music that are set…

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

Former Jezebel writer Mark Shrayber occasionally texts me screenshots of it to troll me, which I richly deserve

It’s a cover, your dad’s a spy.

Chop him up into pieces, bundle his pieces with the mulchy remains of other similarly mutilated libertarians, and then publicly trade the bundles.

when you pay with debit, it can actually ding your credit score a bit.

*sighs deeply*

That was the same conclusion I came to as well. It would sense as another layer of preventing players from meeting each other.

I’m grateful to those currently playing the game, and I’m actually fairly disappointed in this news. I was hoping to get to try and play with a friend, but it looks like that’s not even a possibility.

So there’s no trace whatsoever? Even if we can’t see each other, it would be nice to see some kind of a sign, that the other player is there. Something like the signs you leave in Dark Souls games.

This was informative, only tangentially being aware of the phenomenon but not willing or curious enough to bother learning about.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Listen, and understand! Preston Garvey is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you help that settlement!