Masochist

Fuck! Bert died too? Who's going to tell Ernie? Poor guy will be heartbroken.

Oh shut up.

I have no desire to see this movie, but this was an awful and badly written review.

Good thing Bobby wasn’t an addict.  Why does addiction remove her agency but not his?

It sounds horrifying.

400 women. Jesus. Shut the whole gymnastics shitshow down. You can't fix this.

They import them from California. We got plenty.

Overuse is a thing. Huh 

Graceland is a cringe inducing hunk of shit

I wish I had before I got here, as it was not a particularly good or interesting review by a critic with a curiously thin skin. The point is that a play on a name that has nothing to do with its actual meaning is stupid. I gave you the benefit of assuming you were too young to know, but now I understand otherwise.

I can always tell how young people are by their reaction to my kinja handle. I don't really give a shit about your opinion of Paul Simon.

Yes

Blunts the impact of their dickishness relative to royalty

You must be very young.

Graceland was crap.  70s Paul Simon was peak Paul Simon.  

Some of us are descended from a long line of peasants and serfs.

Mine were fine.  They were broke-ass Sicilians who lacked the clout to even join the Mafia.  They were so broke they came here and became laborers.

Kristen Stewart stopped attending school in seventh grade, and got a GED by correspondence course. Being talented at movies doesn't mean you are smart.