More unfunny hack "comics"?

These voicemails are nothing more than the mirror image of your own call for violence against those who upset you. Violence begets violence. You make your living generating clicks for ad dollars while screaming that the sky is falling. You pull in suckers like me with button pushing agitation and want to be sealed off…

History teaches that when those closest to the pain get their hands on the power, everyone ends up in misery. 

“uncharacteristic”

So, like Bernie Sanders, she can spend decades in office staking out extreme positions that have zero chance of becoming reality, perpetually pleasing her base while protecting her from accountability. She should enjoy a very lucrative career without having to accomplish anything.

He was a piece of shit and his son was a pedophile.

Transverse mounted inline V dual piston rotary. Duh. 

Elon Musk lives by this creed.

The rotary turns and that moves the pistons that turn the crankshaft. That's engineering, bro.

Will there be actual writing from you "writers"?

So you sent 3 people and we don’t get any coverage in writing? Why were they even there? Is there no coverage of the actual event outside of people’s Instagrams? Color me unimpressed, Jalopnik.

That’s not a Caddy. THIS is a Caddy.

As much as the US is consumed with self-hate, it is prudent to consider how little Europe values free speech and civil liberties.

You are a dreamer, my friend. We all know you have to paint those wheels to fix that problem.

The market has spoken on this car.

Steam and Amazon were the end of GameStop

Black Panther was mediocre with bad CGI. I really don’t get it.

Mr. Hardwick, you are hereby charged with all of the crimes ever comitted by men against women. Now BURN!

You said it much better than me.