I think with a 13 year-old girl, it can be a self-esteem problem that might not manifest in a family setting. I know I was a pretty shitty girl in high school, but my family didn't see that. I know I cried to my mom about getting picked on, but at school, I did whatever I could to deflect that attention to other…

I like her. I don't care what the haters say. Who cares that she likes/co-opts black culture? As a black person I take it as a compliment.

So, what should she have done then?

she's just dry, she has a very dry sense of humor and Americans are usually like slapstick comedy, that's the big thing but she's very English.

Yes! I will not celebrate middle children's day until us oldest children get the ticker-tape parade we deserve!

What about the oldest child????!!!! Stop whining middle children because at least you weren't the experiment child. Suuuuure, make all your mistakes on us and we don't even get therapy. Booo hooo. You didn't get dropped on your head and you h!ad your shoelaces tied. Not us, NOT US!

See, this didn't strike me as weird, it strikes me as "guy sees drunk chick who he might be able to coerce into sex or worse." :/

I'm 18 and felt pandered to.
"What do them kids like these days? Oh, those darn smiley face picture do-jiggers on their texterphones! Let's use those!" Also, Katie Perry is awful.

The emoticons in that Katy Perry video seriously need to get the fuck off my lawn.

definitely copycat no question. here are some of the particular ways in which my musician ear hears the evidence after listening to each song one time. anyone want to add to, counter, critique, or ask about my list so far?

The songs aren't really that similar; one is well-sung catchy tune with a nice message, and the other is Katy Perry.

If we have to choose one, I will go with Bareilles. She doesn't bother me. Plus she plays the piano. And Perry isn't much of a singer, is she? She just kind of yells everything. I am sick of listening to her yell.

Well, Sara Bareilles' is actually somewhat novel, and motivated by a friend trying to screw up the nerve to come out to his parents, and Katy Perry's sounds like everything else she's done and is about her failed marriage to .... zzzzzz ...

And what about women who don't keep their vaginal muscles on their labia, but rather IN THE VAGINA where they belong?

Nope clearly your math is wrong. this free contraception mandate is literally 99% of the budget. 99 cents out of each of your hard-earned tax dollars goes to sluts. think of how many people can't afford third homes because sluts! are you outraged yet!?

Well, they're just following their Christian beliefs, because, as we all know, Jesus said "FUCK THE POOR, THEY'RE ALL LAZY PARASITES".

... I'm ... I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. I think I passed out after reading the words "SHAVED OFF PART OF HER CLIT"....

Who are these morons who legit believe that a giant percentage of this country has no job and/or lives off sugar daddies/the gubberment?

I GUESS I'LL JUST PACK AWAY MY VAGINA COSTUME NOW! <—hollering this.

WOW! I would love to read the set of claims attached to this patent application.