Thank you for a new iPhone game rec! I have been in mourning since I beat the Master level of Blendoku.

I agree with your second point, about celebs and their vanity book projects and how sometimes that pushes other writers who aren't actor/singer/dancer/etc out of the way.

About 20 years I think.

I only twerk for Jesus

My experience is the opposite. I am white, my daughter is biracial, and she looks white to most people. I am doing my best to celebrate her multiracial heritage, and I hope she identifies with both facets of her racial history. Shutting out one piece of who she is, regardless of whether it's something others can…

Not in my case. My mother is white, my father black, I was raised "white", I look "white" I have to tell most people (mostly white people) I'm mixed.

Ugh, yes. Similarly, the guys who assume that all women are relationship cowgirls,
trying to lasso them into marriage and babies. You say something like, “want to
grab a drink this weekend?” and suddenly they’re covering their ears, rocking
back and forth (not literally, but you get it) and yelling “I GOTTA BE HONEST,
I’M…

Maybe everyone's experience isn't exactly like yours.

Oh those boys are super cute!

Dudes who assume "she said hi to me, oh gosh she wants to marry meeeee!!!" are the worst. Are there a lot of dudes out there who took their mommy literally when she said every girl in the world would be lucky to marry them? Or have I just run into a disproportionate number of them somehow over the years?

I had a guy friend who was constantly whining about being single and women never make the first move. We all went out one night, and a lovely lady got his digits. When she called him, he freaked out and called her a psycho.

Another good way not to go home with a douchebag is to wear some really thick clothes, like heavy wool or leather, and then wrap yourself liberally in razor wire. Douchebags hate getting cut up by razor wire. Just be careful around upholstery or curtains.

I actually like fedoras, when they're worn with clothes that deserve to have a hat added to them. I'm kind of weary of constantly berating them.

So I had surgery recently, and my mom was helping care for me for the first 2 days. The first night, she came by my apartment to cook for me, help me bathe, etc. I keep my condoms in my panty/bra drawer in my dresser, and there are a few different kinds I've amassed, there are probably about 20-30 (hey, better safe…

i just really want naya's stomach without doing any of the necessary work

GUYS JUST FYI DO NOT BUY CONDOMS AT THRIFTSHOPS

The historical significance of a white person changing the name of a black person because they don't like it though....

So we're back in a U.S. where the names of people of color can be arbitrarily changed by white folk in power. Let's party like it's 1799!

Is this crazypants judge going to change the name of every Jesús she meets in court as well?