Because, duh.

Did Lenny Kravitz ask someone to go outside and take a picture of him reading a newspaper through the window?

I know he got crap but I loved when he wore his Huge Scarf. You do you, Lenny!

Whenever I see Coco Rocha,I always think of her:

One of the most adorable things a cat can do is reach out with one of their little paws and touch their owners. ADORABLE, I say.

I think what I love about Korean and Japanese girl groups is they coordinate outfits and have cute, cooregraphy. If this Doodlebop JC Whatever group (I've already forgotten its name) did that, I'd welcome it into my sugar high music club happily.

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
when has any western group made stuff so…

That's Girls Generation... hmm... familiar sounding name anyone?

Alright JC, Imma let you finish, but Korea's girl groups are just as obnoxiously amazing as Japans.

These girls WISH they were as amazing as Girls' Generation!

I would just like to say that Aubrey Plaza killed it last night, surpassing not only my expectations for Aubrey Plaza on that show but for any celebrity ever on that show. She was so good at it! Champion!

Much more ranchier

*squints at this post*

Could it just be that we're in the first generation where the majority of people are not underfed as they would have been in past centuries and also, as Tracie mentioned, people are less likely to smoke and be around smokers during their pregnancy? Those two facts combined seem likely to contribute to a baby weight…

Donors had no bearing on this decision.

(Snort) Seriously, Mellencamp and the kid names. Were "Fleh" and "Muh" already taken, or is it a family tradition to name kids after sounds you inadvertently make when you have a sinus infection?

Decimals are hard.

It's pavlovian; whenever I hear/read the name Kardashian my face automatically goes...

Whaaat is with this new Jezebel layout??

Let's be honest, OprahWinfreyRacistHandbagSwissGate wasn't a misunderstanding. The only misunderstanding was that the foolish racist shop attendant didn't realise that she was dealing with Oprah. Trois Pommes will now permanently be associated with racism no matter how much…